I’m the poom of the fassyclarts! The very juanclart that is so so soo much of a pure scrotal bean that he is literally the biggest stain in the universe
OMG JUST GOT THE NEW BLACK VEIL BRIDES ALBUM! <3
Morbo: Morbo will now introduce the candidates - Puny Human Number One, Puny Human Number Two, and Morbo’s good friend Richard Nixon.
Richard Nixon’s Head: How’s the family, Morbo?
Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
Well, I bet you never guessed
When you came to the show
You’d be getting on the bus with me
And doing some blow
Your mama’s in the parking lot
Looking for you
She’s gonna find you when I’m done
All covered with goo
Oooh, mama’s little girl got all sticky
Steel Panther - Girl from Oklahoma